In his week on Twitter, Phil Mickelson has proven himself to be the hero we deserve and the one we need right now.
The 48-year-old has navigated the platform with aplomb, using gifs of his own exploits as part of some sort of postmodern social media performance art.
On Thursday, he gave us three seconds of content we didn't know we couldn't live without. Here he is very randomly high kicking over actor Chris O'Donnell.
We can only assume Mickelson was motivated by watching O'Donnell do laundry in 1995.